Kalo Kamu Web Developer Pasti Ngerti Jokes Ini

Kalo Kamu Web Developer Pasti Ngerti Jokes Ini

Q: Why did the web designer drown?
A: She didn’t know if she should float:left or float:right.


Q: Why was the web developer fired from his job?
A: He was getting too Sassy.

Alternate version:

Q: Why was the web developer fired from her job?
A: She did Less every day.


Q: What did the Southern web developer say when he found out his team stopped using version control?
A: Y’all better Git!


Q: Why did the developer stay home from work?
A: She had a code!


Q: How did the scrawny web developer put on some muscle?
A: He started using flexbox (with float fallbacks for older versions of IE).


Q: Why was the JavaScript reality show cancelled after only one episode?
A: People thought it seemed scripted.



Q: Why does no one like jokes about descriptions, keywords, or character encodings?
A: They’re too ‘meta’.


Q: Why was the iOS developer always so sleepy?
A: She wasn’t given any Java.


Q: Why did the IP cross the subnet?
A: Because the NAT said to!

Q: Why couldn’t the variable enter the JavaScript store?
A: It was (Closured())!

Q: Why was the class upset that its parent died?
A: Because it wouldn’t be getting the inheritance!

Q: Why did the class attend the gay pride parade?
A: It supported polymorphism.


Q: Why don’t web developers get along with others?
A: They’re too MEAN.